CAPTAIN: BRANNIGAN, THE BLOW HAS LEFT THE SAILS HIGH AND DRY. PUT THE WHIP AND THE DRUM, TO YE LAZY CABIN RATS. WE HATH TOLL AND PLUNDER TO ATTEND TO.
BRANNIGAN: ALRIGHT YOU SCURVY DOGS, YOU HEARD THE CAPTN, FILL YOUR HANDS AND PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT. ROW!
Under a black flag we sail
Dead men tell no tales
Cuz, X marks the spot-Ha!
All traitors shall rot
Sharin' wenches and gold
but the sea owns our souls
DEAD EYE: LONE SHIP OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!
CAPTAIN: CEASE ROWING YA YELLOW BELLIED SCAB PICKERS!
CAPTAIN: DEAD EYE, WHAT FLAG THAT SHIP OF FOOLS BE A FLYIN?
DEAD EYE: CAN'T SEE ER FLAG,....TO MUCH BLOODY FOG!
CAPTAIN: FOG? IN THIS BLASTED HEAT? YALL GET THE CAT-O-NINE TALES FOR SWILLIN BUMBOO IN THE PERCH. SILVERBONES! WHAT DOES YE EYESCOPE MAKE OF YANDER WHALE BLUBBER?
SILVERBONES: I'VE NOT SEEN A COG WITH THE LIKES OF THAT ONE.........STINKS OF SORCERY SIR.
CAPTAIN: SORCERY? BLOOMIN DAVEY JONES LOCKER FULL O BLACK LUCK......
MR. TIBBS: WHAT BE OUR COARSE CAPTN?
CAPTAIN: 45 DEGREES SOUTH RUDDER! MAKE FOR THE MAINLAND.
BRANNIGAN: ROW!
WE'LL SMASH EM ON THE REEF!
ROW!
NO SHIP CAN OUT FLANK THE WATER WITCH!
PIRATES: ROW
BRANNIGAN: HARDER! FASTER! HEARTLESS! BASTARDS!
CAPTAIN:
CEASE ROWING YA FILTHY
LANDLUBBERS!
CROWS NEST,
REPORT!
DEAD EYE:
WE AINT GOIN MAKE LAND, CAPTAIN,
THEY BE STEERIN HEADFAST FOR US. NO SIGN OF ER CREW AND THE CANNON DOORS BE CLOSED...........
CAPTAIN: SHIVER ME TIMBERS, THEY BE A CARELESS LOT! LOAD THE CANNONS! MUSKETS TO THE FORWARD BOW! ALL FREE HANDS ON DECK! PREPARE FOR BOARDING! WE'LL SET THE IRONS TO THESE CURSED FATHERLESS SONS OF SEA HAG SWABBIES!
MR. TIBBS: WHAT BE YE ORDERS CAPTAIN?
CAPTAIN: STEADY AS SHE GOES..........RAMMING SPEED!
BRANNIGAN: ROW!
WE'LL CUT EM IN HALF!
ROW!
THEY BE SLEEPIN WITH THE FISH TONIGHT!
PIRATES: ROW
BRANNIGAN: HARDER! FASTER! HEARTLESS! BASTARDS!
CAPTAIN: AVAST ME MATEYS! DROP YER OARS AND PICK UP YER SWORDS! THIS IS IT DOGS, LET'S SHOW THESE SCUM SUCKIN LILLY LIVERS HOW TO BLEED!THEY'LL NOT FIND EASY PREY IN THIS BROTHERHOOD OF JACKALS!
NO QUARTER ASKED!
NO QUARTER GIVEN
NO QUARTER ASKED!
NO QUARTER GIVEN
NO QUARTER ASKED!
NO QUARTER GIVEN
POLLY:
WALKIN THE PLANK, WALKIN
THE PLANK, WALKIN
THE PLANK
POLLY WANT A DOUBLOON, POLLY WANT A DOUBLOON,
POLLY WANT A DOUBLOON
ALI RAJA, ALI RAJA
NEED MORE RUM, NEED MORE RUM
COME HERE WENCH, COME HERE WENCH
''...And the
ghost did come down upon us,
and though the thinning fog I did see three
horrible figures.
Emotionless, cursed rulers of this wicked sea were they
and their intentions
covered the Water Witch like a net of doom.
Then all hell broke loose.
The crew had turned aside the attack, and filled up with confused madness.
Mate against mate, blood brother against blood brother .
I felt their presence in my soul, in my very mind, searching... searching
for all bad deeds I did do.
I felt my sanity slipping
away.
I made for the upper deck and I hurled my self overboard....''
Silverbones 1716
*ghost ship inspired by Michael
Moorcock
click
here to see what one of the ghastly ghouls might
look like
| Bill McClirk | -Keyboards/Mr. Tibbs |
| Rob Batt | -Rhythm Guitars/Solo #4 |
| Brad Smith | -Bass |
| Brian Kenney Fresno | -Violin/Solo #3 Blackbong Jack |
| Dorian Bila | -Classical & Guitars Solo #1& 2 |
| G-Lok Hilan | -The Captain/Salty Bird |
| Adam Taylor | -Silverbones/Polly |
| Bryan Capozzoli | -Deadeye |
| Zakas | -Drums/Percussion/Brannigan |
| John Buscema (R.I.P.) SSOC | -Inspiration Dialogue Direction |
(A Five Part Pirate Tale)
©1987-2003 Poppagutz Publishing/ McCMusic BMI
more Pirate Art by Don Maitzs available September 2003
''Row''
is dedicated to Captn'
Cutlass
| PIRATE CONTEST |
| 4-19-03
We
have winners! I’m pleased to announce the seven winners of Zakas’
Pirate CD. Sorry for the delay.
|
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering
wheel in his pants. The bartender
says "hey, you've got a steering wheel in your pants", the pirate
replies
"yarrrrr, it's driving me nuts".
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up
as judge in the field of truth and
knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods." --Albert
Einstein
wretched
souls harassed by Redbeard's
ghost
